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Discover Mitch Hedberg famous and rare quotes. Share funny quotes by Mitch Hedberg and quotations about comedy and cars. "I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is..."
30 Μαρ 2005 · “I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.” — Mitch Hedberg, Just For Laughs On The Edge. Tagged: humor, Stand-UP, comedy, food. “I write jokes for a living, I sit at my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down.
5 Ιουλ 2016 · 57 Of The Best Mitch Hedberg Quotes That Will Never Stop Being Hilarious. Imagine if the man had had a twitter. Heidi Priebe. July 5, 2016. “I had a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry", so it died.” — Mitch Hedberg, Mitch Hedberg - Mitch All Together Complete. Tagged: Stand-UP, humor, comedy.
Mitch Hedberg's quirky and humorous quote, "I wore a turtleneck and a backpack, because I wanted to look like a tortoise," perfectly encapsulates his unique comedic style. Known for his offbeat observations and one-liners, Hedberg's wit shines through as he playfully embraces the absurdity of fashion choices.
30 Μαρ 2005 · Enjoy the best Mitch Hedberg Quotes at BrainyQuote. Quotations by Mitch Hedberg, American Comedian, Born February 24, 1968. Share with your friends.
6 Σεπ 2024 · Here are 25 of the best quotes, jokes, and punchlines from Mitch Hedberg that prove why he was in a league of his own: Mitch Hedberg Quotes “I have a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket.” – Mitch Hedberg
Discover 436 Mitch Hedberg Quotations: Mitch Hedberg: 'I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.'