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Me: Allah Friend: Allah who? Me: You're expecting me to say allahu akbar, don't you? But it doesn't make sense because muslims don't great each other that way and a terrorist wouldn't bother to knock on the door. In any case, why are you expecting a joke abo... read more
98 allah jokes and hilarious allah puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about allah that are clean and suitable for kids and friends. This article features funny, yet respectful Allah jokes - often called allahu jokes - that you can share with friends and family.
4 Μαρ 2023 · “By Allah, O ‘Aisyah, I am also having a severe headache,” the Prophet replied. Then he went on “If you die first, don’t worry, I will take care of you, perform the funeral prayer for you and accompany your corpse to the grave.”
I suppose salafis would avoid making jokes (to be funny) about anything related to Islam teachings and rules. Examples of halal jokes in daily lives would be like in the hadeeth - Prophet played with grandsons that he pretended to be a camel and let them ride him.
When he gets there he's greeted by Allah and an elderly lady who immediately wraps her frail arms round the terrorist, removes her false teeth and gives him a huge sloppy kiss. Confused, the terrorist says, "Allah, I'm sorry to question your benevolence, but I thought there would be 72 virgi ...
16 Δεκ 2019 · Below we’ve compiled 99 Ya Allah quotes or du’as to inspire worship towards Allah (swt) and insha-allah help you achieve clarity in whatever it is you’re searching for. Ya Allah Help Me Quotes. Ya Allah Save Us Quotes. Ya Allah Protect Quotes. Ya Allah have Mercy Quotes.
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