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The gods were planning on where to spend their next vacations; Shiva suggested: "what about Neptune?", then Allah said: "It's too cold!"; Zeus then suggested: "Let's go to Mars!", then Buddha replied "Nah, we went there last time!".
98 allah jokes and hilarious allah puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about allah that are clean and suitable for kids and friends. This article features funny, yet respectful Allah jokes - often called allahu jokes - that you can share with friends and family.
I suppose salafis would avoid making jokes (to be funny) about anything related to Islam teachings and rules. Examples of halal jokes in daily lives would be like in the hadeeth - Prophet played with grandsons that he pretended to be a camel and let them ride him.
4 Μαρ 2023 · Old Lady Won’t Go to Heaven. An old lady (Shafiyah, an aged aunt of the Prophet, according to one of the hadiths) asked the Prophet, “O Messenger of God, please pray for me that I may go to the paradise.”. The Prophet smiled and answered, “Oh, I’m sorry Ma’am. But there is no old lady in heaven.”.
13 Σεπ 2016 · Arabs...we're always on top of our game when it comes to humor, and Muslim-Arabs are especially good at turning some pretty serious traditions into lighthearted coffee table conversation. It's been dubbed "halal humor" and it's almost too funny to be God-compliant. 1. "Shahata time". Source: Instgram/sadiyaakbars. 2.
An Islamic terrorist blows himself up and ascends to paradise. When he gets there he's greeted by Allah and an elderly lady who immediately wraps her frail arms round the terrorist, removes her false teeth and gives him a huge sloppy kiss.
5 Μαρ 2010 · For example, as related by Abu Hurairah, when some of his companions said to Prophet Muhammad (pbuh): “O Messenger of Allah, you joke with us?” He replied: “Yes, I do. But I only tell the truth.”
