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What's the standard issue weapon in the French army? A white flag. What's the only French martial art? Parkour, the art running away. Like the entrance to Hogwarts, if you look at the French flag from exactly the right angle (like that of an invading army), it turns white. An Am... read more
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Q: How do you confuse a French Soldier? A: Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it. Q: What's the motto of the US Marine Corps? Q: What's the motto of the French Army? A: Stop, drop, and run! Q. Why don't Master Card and Visa work well in France? A. They do not know how to say "CHARGE!"
Join us as we march through 10 of the best light-hearted French military jokes that will leave you surrendering to laughter. 1. Bread and Battle Why did the French soldier always carry a baguette into battle?
What's the standard issue weapon in the French army? A white flag. What's the only French martial art? Parkour, the art running away. Like the entrance to Hogwarts, if you look at the French flag from exactly the right angle (like that of an invading army), it turns white. An Am... read more
24 Ιαν 2019 · French Fighter Pilot Joke. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre the fighter pilot and says, “Pierre, kiss me!” He grabs a bottle of merlot and splashes it on Marie’s lips.”What are you doing, Pierre?” asks the startled Marie.”I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!”
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