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29 Νοε 2023 · Discover a collection of Lutheran jokes that blend faith, fellowship, and fun, perfect for lightening the heart and strengthening the spirit.
A Lutheran moves into a neighborhood of Roman Catholics on the first day of Lent. That Friday, the man grills out on his patio, filling the neighborhood with the mouthwatering aroma of seared steak. All his neighbors, being practicing Catholics, are obliged to abstain from eating meat on Fridays during Lent.
He showed the man all of the different areas of heaven. St. Peter explained to the man that there were separate areas for separate religions. He showed the man the Baptist area of heaven, he showed him the the Catholic area of heaven, he showed him the Methodist area of heaven and so on.
10 Αυγ 2014 · Well he certainly had a way with words. A major figure in the 16th century Protestant reformation, Martin Luther is famous among those who have read his works for being a bit – how shall we say? – colorful in his language. Here are 29 of his most over-the-top insults.
13 Οκτ 2017 · Here is a 12-or-so minute mini-play I wrote in honor of Reformation 500. It’s for kids to perform for the congregation during some kind of fellowship hour. (Don’t do this during the Divine Service, you irreverent slobs.) This play has the Gospel, historical information, and jokes. May also contain traces of peanuts.
30 Απρ 2023 · Have some faith-filled fun with these funny Christian jokes, religious puns and church humor that will keep you laughing (and possibly groaning) for all of eternity!
“Why don’t you go to church?” the Lutheran pastor asked the man with whom he had struck up a conversation in the grocery line. “All I have are my work clothes,” he said, looking down at his dusty jeans, muddy boots and sweat-stained tee shirt. “I can’t come to a Lutheran Church like this.”
