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Damn Near Killed 'Em. A punchline to a joke, the whole joke is almost never heard. There are various setups to this punchline. Here's one: One day Johnny walked into the classroom, and the teacher said, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?'. He replied, 'no ma'am.'.
Eric Partridge's "Dictionary of Catch Phrases," published in 1992, says the word "rectum" (even on its own, no full joke needed) has been eliciting the punchline "damn near killed 'em" since circa 1950.
I think the origin isn't with "rectum" but with any sort of word that ends in a way that makes it sound like you're doing something to someone. The word can either be funny in its own right ("rectum") or funny because you're attaching it the "...barely know her/damn near killed him!"
Rectum, damn near killed him! This is the punchline of complete joke: Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was. "Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
And so he says, "Rectum? Damn near killed'em!" We've all been screwed by Governor Tracy, and now, I'm going to screw her! Boy, I could sure use some cupcakes or peanut butter cups right now. [holding onto a small plant on a steep hill] Oh, thank you, little roots!
The punchline is "Rectum, damn near killed 'um!" That's the only part I know. I've heard it over and over again, but I've never actually heard the setup.
the correct punchline phrase is "wrecked her, damn near killed her!" Make up your own intro. I went to school with a girl, Melody, who took 15 guys in one night.
