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20 Οκτ 2023 · Seeking funny Mark Twain quotes? Enjoy 101 famous quotes on travel, life, death, politics, truth, fools, cats, dogs, and more. Plus 24 Twain quote images!
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness. What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light. Mark Twain (2015).
30 Μαρ 2024 · Here we gathered the funniest and wittiest Mark Twain quotes from his books and works that are worth a read! 1. “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after tomorrow just as well.” 2. “When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
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29 Μαΐ 2020 · Well, here are the top 71 funny quotes Mark Twain. 1. Funny quotes by Mark Twain Image #1. Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times. — Mark Twain. 2. Funny quotes by Mark Twain Image #2
8 Νοε 2023 · So, fasten your seatbelts and get ready to embark on a hilarious journey through the world of Mark Twain's humor. From his musings on politics and religion to his tongue-in-cheek take on everyday life, these 50 quotes will have you rolling with laughter in no time.
3 Νοε 2023 · We compiled a list of 36 funny Mark Twain quotes that will brighten up your day. “Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.” Mark Twain. “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” Mark Twain. “ God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
