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20 Ιουν 2024 · Get the best list of witty duck jokes, duck puns, and other funny farm jokes that will get you quacking…I mean laughing! Plus, all the farmyard jokes on this list are for good clean fun with family and friends.
10 Νοε 2022 · From clever puns to jokes that will make you and your kid cringe (in a good way!), we found some of the best duck jokes the world has to offer. You’ll become the farm's biggest comedian. Ready to cause a scene at the pond? Then check out these hilarious duck puns!
How does a duck ask for his meal? “Can I have the bill, please?”. What do you call a duck who becomes a superhero? Quackman! Why did the duck start a bakery? He kneaded the dough! What does a duck do after a workout? He goes for a quick dip in the pond! What does a duck call his girlfriend?
1 Μαΐ 2018 · Best Duck Jokes & Puns. Here’s a quacking collection of the best duck jokes and puns. Enjoy them! 1. What time does a duck wake up in the morning? At the quack of dawn. 2. What happens when a duck flies upside down? It quacks up. 3. What do you call a clever duck? A wise quacker. 4. Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields.
A farm boy took his pet duck and got in his pickup to go to the movin’ picture show in town. He walked up to the ticket booth with his duck under his arm to buy a ticket, but the girl said, “sir, you can’t bring that bird in here”.
It's perfect weather for Beano's best duck jokes! Our laughs will lift you lighter than a feather in no time! Once you're done at this pond, waddle on over to our farm full of chicken jokes or feel sky-high with our bird jokes. Plus we've got animal jokes galore in our Joke Generator!
23 Ιουν 2021 · We are huge fans of backyard ducks. Do you love fresh duck eggs from the farmer's market? What about having them for dinner, but the eggs are from your own pet ducks? Whether or not you live with backyard ducks or just wish you did, we took a "quack" at coming up with these punny duck jokes!
